Hometown hero Jason Moses .. I mean heartthrob Jason Moses .. Just released his new single "textsfromlastnight." Now if you don't know my man Jason, (goes by Moses) he is nothing like Moses ..(religious leader, lawgiver, and or prophet of the jews: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses) though he is a Moses to the city of Philadelphia. Sometimes with a long beard, (national three time heavyweight champion of No Shave November) Moses gets the ladies when he's equipped with a 40 oz or strapped with a PBR at hand .. ready to make moves on his first prey he lays eyes on.
After coming home from whatever bar last night, Moses released to the Facebook world a track that uses an operator soundboard speaking out the text's his ex used to send him.
"..and you would not leave me alone and you were telling me how much of a cunt I was."
"I don't want to hear you say how drunk you were because you're behavior was unacceptable drunk or sober. I am warning you to stay the fuck away from me.
"If you continue this bullshit, things won't go well and you won't like the outcome."
Hilarious. Then at 1.20 it starts to have a beat and ends out being a robotic dance party.
That whole bio of Moses in the first paragraph was half lie, half truth. Moses is a sweet guy with a great personality .. ladies, give him a call.
*This just in .. from the man himself! This is an old track and should be played at parties. The end.
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